I think Volthar takes one between the ribs as the evil doers think that he’s Tarzan because he’s sleeping on “Tarzan’s couch” (and, of course, they know which one is assigned to him… ;-)).
No… she’s clearly smitten and she has thrown herself in the path of the bullet to save Tarzan. Probably denied a Secret Service job in the past but still wanting to show that she has “the right stuff” along with “if I can’t have him, I might as well die”.
Hmm… seems like he was there at the burning of the library in the 5th century BCE. That means he is 2500 years old, not just a paltry 2000. Gotta wonder how he keeps that prostate in line…
No lifetime difficulties, after all, this is Tarzan (right?)… but pretty sure he won’t be able to sue the NFL. The reason being that there have been no studies yet completed on Apeman concussions from unknown and unseen female club wielders… although he was clearly past the line of scrimmage.
Hmm, well sometimes (if you’re Tarzan anyway) it works out OK to bring a knife to a gunfight…