Where I live, ice cream trucks go by almost all year (considering this is the Bahamas). Also, we’re lucky: a guy that owns both an ice cream truck AND parlor moved in next door just a few months ago.
It’s been 520 years since Columbus showed his face in the Bahamas and ‘discovered’ people already living there.
They were kind to him and what did he do? He enslaved them to look for gold or some foolishness, brought his European diseases with him and, as far as we can tell, he successfully wiped them off the face of the earth.
Sure, he paved the way for another batch of people to live here, but I don’t see much reason to celebrate, considering this wasn’t even his intended destination.
What’s with all the lawn zombies lately? Gary should plant some sunflowers and loads of spike-weed to keep those away. Maybe some of those piranha plant-sort-of-things, too.
Arlo’s first line made me cringe. The Bahamas is alright to visit, but you don’t wanna live here.