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Charlie Fogwhistle Free

Old guy born and raised in Iowa, now living in South-central Texas. Spent most of my life trying to figure out the meaning of life, and now that I have an answer that satisfies me, trying to get it written down before my time's up.

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on Garfield

    Hey, Mike. Just thought I’d check up with you. Not sure when I last said “Hi”. I’m thinking it was probably after I broke my leg, buy they had me taking so many drugs there for a time, I can’t mentally arrange everything in the proper order. Anyway, it’s now 4 months post-break, and I’ve gone from totally immobile to wheel chair mobile to walker mobile to cane mobile, and driving a car, as it was my left leg that broke while I use my right leg to drive. I’m struggling to be able to walk short distances without a cane, but I look pretty awkward when I manage a few steps.

    I haven’t been checking in with GoComics very often since the leg break, so I’m really uninformed about virtually everything that’s happened since November 23rd. Feel free to catch me up to date.

    Here’s one thing I learned. When you’re asked what your pain level is on a scale of 1 to 10, If you’re not screaming out loud, it’s not a 10. Fortunately, it’s been quite a while since my pain level has been above 2.

  2. 29 days ago on Broom Hilda

    There’s a lot of ways to break your leg. Since breaking mine on November 23, 2024, I have learned that dogs are involved in a lot of broken legs and arms. Mine, to begin with.

  3. 29 days ago on Broom Hilda

    Exactly my concern.

  4. 29 days ago on Broom Hilda

    Yes.

  5. about 2 months ago on Peanuts Begins

    Chocolate can be poisonous to dogs. The higher the cacao concentration, the deadlier the poison.

  6. 2 months ago on Overboard

    April, come she will

    When streams are ripe and swelled with rain

    May, she will stay

    Resting in my arms again

    June, she’ll change her tune

    In restless walks she’ll prowl the Night

    July, she will fly

    And give no warning to her flight

    August, die she must

    The autumn winds blow chilly and cold

    September, I remember

    A love once new has now grown old.

    April Come She Will,

    Lyrics by Simon and Garfunkel

  7. 2 months ago on Arlo and Janis

    Show me! A few miles West in Texas, parade goers ask “Show me your boots”, as many float riders are wearing cowboy boots under their gowns.

  8. 2 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A number of folks on Charley’s Joke House have expressed interest in your joining us.

  9. 3 months ago on The Born Loser

    I’d have the QB fitted for a new helmet. He seems to have had his bell rung at least once too often.

  10. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Mike, if wishing and praying for improved health for you got immediate results, you’d be out in a sunny field tip-toeing through the tulips. Unfortunately, the Healing Department is inadequately staffed, so you will have to wait an unknown period of time for results.

    I don’t know if this is valid or not, but I have always believed that good sleep has healing properties. In that case, perhaps the sleep you started getting within the last week can be parlayed into something good. But secure yourself to any chairs you’re going to fall asleep in so you don’t hurt yourself again. If I fell asleep on the porcelain throne and fell off, I am pretty sure I would re-break my leg in the same place. And believe me, I have experienced enough pain to curse, although not in the past 4 weeks.

    Best wishes and prayers for your rapid recovery.

    Charlie.