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1. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   The weird, pedantic FW2.0 strips are fun to mock, but I’d be more than happy if CS became CS again.

2. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   All the owner had to do was get a wild pet permit and take the lil guy to the vet for a rabies shot. Please show your support for his owner by subbing to his porn OnlyFans account.

3. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   I have a feeling that in a year, the last thing you’ll be worrying about is a gay porn actor’s squirrel.

4. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   If it’s a one-off, maybe—maybe!—CS will go back to being CS. I hope so.

5. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Please do not remind us of “Tales from the SCRYPTS!” and sideways comic covers. Unless…OH BOY, is my neck sideways! Can I have some of Ed’s fridge pills?! No, no, the ones marked “Pfizer.”

6. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   The fridge has blue neon lights on its back. It moves on its own. It unplugs itself—yet still, IT MOVES. (This is Tom’s tribute to the feel-good movie “Requiem For a Dream”)

7. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Ed took the pills. This is Ed’s hallucination.

8. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   And KA-SPLAM!! It’s another of Tom’s “prestige arcs” that will sure get him a Pulitzer this time! (We’ll find out somebody’s cat batted the pills under the fridge, oh how Ha Ha shall we laugh at this O. Henry ending on Saturday 11/16!) (Yeah I know Ed’s just having a REALLY BAD TRIP, MAN! It’s from the PILLS, MAN!)

9. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Hellboy would be an interesting character. But it’d be the first new character since Chien and Mooch from, what, over 20 years ago? Tom would quickly morph Hellman into yet another Author Avatar. First book: “BORN DIE RIDING: How Lisa’s Story Changed My Life.”

10. 4 days ago on Crankshaft

    Steve Rogers: “LANGUAGE!”