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1. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   “That this strip should’ve gone to a nice farm upstate 25 years ago.”

2. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   MOUSE: “Squeak squeak! Hey—What kinda body am I in? Crankshaft’s?! OH GOURD NOOO! Lotsa cheese around the waist though.”

3. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Thanks for the pep talk, President Musk!

4. 14 days ago on Brevity

   “Boss Baby.” I didn’t say it was funny.

5. 14 days ago on Crankshaft

   Because he really needs to meet a squadron of P-38 Lightnings.

6. 19 days ago on Crankshaft

   Why aren’t you used to this, Dinkle? It snows from Veterans Day to Easter in this strip! I lived in Lorain County, and it ain’t ANTARCTICA

7. 23 days ago on Crankshaft

   This is Tom, telling us what he’s proud of the most. “I robbed candy stores to inflate my numbers! And then LIED! You think a hack like me got here by TALENT?!” Followed by a staring contest between Skip the Blobfish vs Batton the Goblin Shark.

8. 23 days ago on Crankshaft

   This is Tom, telling us what he’s proud of the most. “I robbed candy stores to inflate my numbers! And then LIED! You think a hack like me got here by TALENT?!” Followed by a staring contest between Skip the Blobfish vs Batton the Goblin Shark.

9. 26 days ago on Crankshaft

   Then explain, not how this is funny, but how it even qualifies as “a joke.”

10. 27 days ago on Crankshaft

    “This reminds me of a story! It was 1978, or maybe 1999, at any rate, I punched Prince right in his schlanozzle! So, I guess it was 1992, that song he sang about with the year. There was this dog, a golden lab the size of a Pomeranian. One of the big Pomeraninians, like a Winnebago one. Big dog. Like Clifford, the Big Bluey Dog. Then I made some wings! Wing makers were new in those days. And THERE WAS A PUNCHLINE! …I forgot what I was talking about. Why’s my toaster oven on all fire?! Wings?! I didn’t make WINGS!”