And they would be better of with the dog than with this brat.
OK. Now, why is it funny?
Milwaukee Ave in Chicago is 28.13 miles long, and Wikipedia says Colfax is 49.5 miles long. What’s going on with the fact checking?
You spelled it wrong.
There was no congressman from Washington DC from 1884 to 1894. There was one from 1871 to 1875 and then the office was eliminated, and not restored until 1970.
This joke was stolen verbatim from a New Yorker cartoon from many years ago. Lachowski should include an attribution.
Well, this is pretty stupid. These things are not at all analogous.
Shouldn’t be a “pair” of snake eyes — just snake eyes. A pair of snake eyes would require 4 dice.
And they would be better of with the dog than with this brat.