Recent Comments

1. 24 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Because he has technophobia (a fear of technology)

2. 7 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I wouldn’t be talking dad, one of these days there might be a show you really want to watch, then you get distracted by something else, you missed half or all of your show, then you will get PO’ed about it. then you will absolutely know how Calvin feels about missing his show(s)

3. 11 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   (To Calvin’s dad) in a minute you’re gonna discover the difference between a body cast and a body bag

4. about 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I would of said to Calvin’s dad: “Ok bub, visualize being a 80 year old Being broke, alone, and dying on your deathbed.” and I bet that would shut him up for good

5. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   If I was Calvin, I would of yanked him (dad) right by the collar and I would of said “listen asshole, I’m in a P-off mood you better give me one F’ing good reason why I should make your bedtime more permanent.”

6. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Nah, he must be watching NewsMax

7. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Just he waits until his job goes paperless (internet), and he is gonna b!tch about it, until his boss said “either you go paperless, or we will have you license revoked for life and that means you can’t get a job anywhere including around the world” and I bet that would shut him up for good

8. over 5 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Buy a shotgun

9. over 5 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Hobbes (ps I have a stuffed tiger in my middle drawer of my dresser)

10. over 5 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I know that this is long ago, but I do remember that we had dial up (safe-t.net or integrity online) and it SUCKED ’nads!