There is nothing wrong with this television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. If you wish to make it louder, I will tune it to a whisper. If you wish to make it softer, I will jack up the volume. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical. I can roll the image; make it flutter. I can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: there is nothing wrong with this television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer Foobs.
I shudder at the thought of what a “Plugger out-box” is.