Calvin: Dad, kneel!
(Dad kneels)
Calvin: I declare you Mud!!!
Dad: What?!
Calvin: Hobbes, kneel!
(Hobbes kneels)
Calvin: I declare you genious!!!
Hobbes: Yes!!!!!!
Calvin: And I declare myself ruler and Dad shall pack his bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Johanan Rakkav, if it wasn’t for the fact that my brother wouldn’t let me read his comic books, I might agree with you. He still hasn’t gotten around to selling them like he said he would.
Ok… if Calvin’s acting like this, it’s not Calvin. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALIENS HAVE ABDUCTED CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!! :)
Makes me wish that all the cats I’ve ever owned died when I was 4. Then again, as far as I’m aware, they may have been lazyer than my dog, who is 77 dog years now. Yeah, the stupid thing will never die.
Calvin: Dad, kneel! (Dad kneels) Calvin: I declare you Mud!!! Dad: What?! Calvin: Hobbes, kneel! (Hobbes kneels) Calvin: I declare you genious!!! Hobbes: Yes!!!!!! Calvin: And I declare myself ruler and Dad shall pack his bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!