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1. almost 14 years ago on Doonesbury

   A man discovered he was dying. He decided to turn his fortune into gold bars and packed them into two bags, leaving his wife and son with nothing. He then set the two bags in the attic over his bed, so when he died, he would grab them as he rose into the air. Finally, the night came and the man died. The wife and son ran up to the attic to see if the bags had gone. They were still there. The son said, “I knew he should have put them in the basement….”