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1. over 12 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Mom, don’t forget to warn him about the man at the end of the street who has puppies in his van, or the guy with the candy in his pocket, or the football coach.

2. almost 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Faith = Believe what I tell you I can do and give me money so I can do it. Fact = This is what I did, now pay me for doing it.

3. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   … and a tail! Dont forget about a tail!

4. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   is that June 1st of NEXT week or the June 1st of the followng week?

5. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   There’s only one answer to that question: marriage!

6. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Watches are meant to be worn on the LEFT wrist. The stem is always on the right. That way it can be set or wound (older watches had to be wound) without taking it off if.

7. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Is that an American siren or a British siren?

8. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Better hurry, Calvin. It’s already three hairs past a freckle. Eastern Elbow Time, that is.

9. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   The best part is when two sidewalks cross.

10. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    In English 101, the professor stated, “In the English language, two negatives make a positive, but two positives never make a negative.”

    From the back of the room, “Yeah… right!”