Good thing he didn’t go on: “in the deepest darkest depths of Mordor…lived a girl so fair…but Gullum, the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her…”
George Carlin or Frank Zappa would have been my 1st choices, but a living entity would be someone with charisma, intelligence, a strong sense of human dignity and above all, honesty!
Jane Goodall, look what she can do with animals, if she can understand them imagine what she could do with humans!!
…stopped me dead in my tracks. well done…