Hey, don’t kid yourself about Captain Kangaroo. Lee Marvin once said the toughest guy he ever met was his sergeant during WW II and that was Bob Keeshan.
The next step is obvious. The moms go to the preacher, he gets the town to ban dancing and Darby. Then Kevin Bacon comes to town in an old Beetle, knocks Bobby out of the way, sweeps Darby off her feet, and gets the whole town to turn Footloose.
Jack Brickhouse. Did both the Cubs and Sox for a while.