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Panel 6 is an incredibly pathetic attempt at depicting an Evil Liberal Super-Monster â which is a great way of showing that even when conservatives let their imaginations run away with them, they have NO imagination!
âYou just shot someone in the legendary Venue of Fiftha!ââSo what? I could stand in the middle of Fiftha Venue and shoot somebody and I wouldnât lose any voters!â
In the comments of a previous D&J page featuring Trumpyâs version of G.R.O.S.S., I wrote a gag about how theyâre not imaginary, they just have all the same imaginary friends as Donald. John started asking, âSo theyâre a cuââ and Donald interrupted him, saying, âA cut about the rest, yes.â
Did you see the mistake I made? Thatâs right, the part where Donald bothered trying to hide it.
Some observations: thereâs a political platform that can make stupid and mean work, and itâs called fascism. Fascism is entropyâs political form. One of entropyâs medical forms is cancer, and just like cancer, fascism works until it kills the whole system. Fascism is a Faustian bargain where you sell both your soul and your entire societyâs future.
Hereâs my theory: in an alternate universe, people are editing Heathcliff comics to feature a frog named Jimmy as a character.Peter Gallagher has a means of traveling to this universe days ahead (at minimum) relative to our own calendar, and is stealing Jimmy versions of comics he has not yet made, nor will ever need to make.
Iâm guessing the âangelâ (*cough*demon*cough*) is Clarence Evenbody.