I have long hair and a beard — walked out of a restaurant once and heard a child yell, “Hey mommy, there’s the guy you said should get his hair cut.” … I turned and said to “Mommy” “Yeah, well, maybe you should have gotten your tubes tied.”
Am I right that they key to the punch line in today’s strip is the word “mock” … as to make fun on … hence, a “mock” draft? … long way to go for so little
The man kicked cancer’s (censored) … who cares about the Tour de France? … he passed every drug test ever administered, so he wasn’t using PEDs … if (IF!) he was blood doping and it helped him beat cancer so thoroughly, every oncologist in the world should be testing him seven ways from Sunday to see if what he did can help the cancer patients of the world … let’s get our priorities in order
What we used to call Catholic birth control