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1. 1 day ago on Moderately Confused

   “I told you a million times not to exaggerate.” As remembered from my formative years.

2. 1 day ago on DeFlocked

   Reminds me of the nickname for our daughter when growing up…, Drama queen. I don’t think she ever did Shakespeare though, she was a little more avant-garde, acting out in the present rather than the past.

3. 1 day ago on Broom Hilda

   I did that once while roller skating, managed to stay on my feet, and got applause afterward.

4. 3 days ago on DeFlocked

   To paraphrase a former president, “speak softly and carry a big hammer.”

5. 3 days ago on Day by Dave

   Or to put it mathematically: Keyboard + time = muse.

6. 3 days ago on Daddy's Home

   It all balances out. Nobody notices when I do the wrong thing either.

7. 3 days ago on Broom Hilda

   I don’t get very many texts, I think my phone’s broken.

8. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   We used to have a house that was always colder upstairs. I took to sleeping with my head covered, allowing just enough space to breathe, breathed in through the nose, out through the mouth, the bed warmed up quickly to what I assumed to be 98.6 degrees.

9. 5 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

   The drink’s not wrong. A shower, shave and a brush through his hair would work wonders. (I just know a shower was that “another thing” mentioned in panel 4.)

10. 5 days ago on Loose Parts

    “The name’s Stacy. Who’s Susan?”