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1. almost 12 years ago on Ben

   Similarly, when it was time to get up one morning, I thought I got up, but then discovered I had only dreamed about getting up, and was in fact still asleep. Upon discovering that, I repeated the process. It took 5 iterations to actually get up that morning.

2. almost 12 years ago on Flo and Friends

   A nincompoop is not only an old fool, and its origin vastly predates anyone in this comic.

3. almost 12 years ago on Moderately Confused

   When I got Netflix, I binged on Mad Men; I watched about one season per week.

4. almost 12 years ago on The Born Loser

   When I eat pancakes, I use fat-free syrup and sugar-free butter.

5. almost 12 years ago on On A Claire Day

   A bad fuel pump is not audible. (Neither is a good one.)

6. almost 12 years ago on Moderately Confused

   Left is right and right is wrong.

7. almost 12 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   Surely it’s not that simple. There is a long calculation, in which there are many deductions from the price, but ultimately the deductions all disappear and the price is grossed up.

8. almost 12 years ago on Rose is Rose

   That last line sounds like something one of my flying instructors might have said, except that I would much rather have good altitude than good attitude.

9. almost 12 years ago on Loose Parts

   Is this a pun on Dennis Brain?

10. almost 12 years ago on The Born Loser

    I can think of a much better way, though it would involve removing the curlers.