Recent Comments

1. 6 months ago on Wizard of Id

   Really old British joke: Q) How is American beer just like sex in a canoe? A) They’re both f***ing close to water. (back when they were comparing Guinness to Hamms or PBR)

2. 6 months ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   As a teenager I wouldn’t have been caught dead at a G rated movie, no one needed that kind of reputation!

3. 6 months ago on Scary Gary

   Jeez, can’t a lady walk down the street with thigh high brutes?

4. 6 months ago on Pluggers

   Ah, pollen. Natures dandruff. Better on my car than up my nostrils.

5. 6 months ago on Pickles

   Satan himself created an earworm: the “It’s A Small World After All” ride at Disneyland.

6. 6 months ago on Nancy Classics

   Lucky for Sluggo it wasn’t the snake charming store.

7. 6 months ago on Monty

   Monty might have better luck trying a Punch and Judy style puppet show but he’d probably end hitting himself with the stick.

8. 6 months ago on Lio

   I had one of those as a kid, name of Floaty. My older brother and his cohorts stole his life force to talk like munchkins. Then twisted his husk into small mini balloons and took turns guessing how many turns it’d take to achieve a shrill pop. Scoundrels!

9. 6 months ago on Herman

   Are we not men? We are Devo!

10. 6 months ago on Garfield

    I got caught taking one too many naps at work and ended up getting nap sacked.