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1. about 21 hours ago on Lio

   Good one.

2. 3 days ago on Luann

   It took me over a year to get through Pride and Prejudice.

3. 5 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   She prefers length over girth.

4. 8 days ago on Non Sequitur

   During the next 100 years or so, homo-sapiens will destroy themselves. After which the dolphins will bring sanity and rule the planet.

5. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If Delores Gonzales got married to Enrico de Cabeza, her married name would be Delores de Cabeza. Funny in Spanish, goes right over the head English speakers.

6. 11 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   My 7th grade social studies teacher told me that joke back in 1976. Only difference is he said the pitcher’s name was Milt Famey.

7. 11 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   I am an MST3K fan, but I heard that joke growing up in Philadelphia back in the 1970’s — long before us Misties formed up.

8. 12 days ago on Non Sequitur

   If I could figure out which butterfly would prevent a certain Orangutan from becoming president, I’d gladly go back in time.

9. 12 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   This guy wanted to count the number of planks of lumber used to make the decking on the local pier, so he started to walk along it, counting the number of cracks between the boards. He was so focus on counting that he walked right off the end and plunged into the water. The moral of the story: When you’re out of slits, you’re out of pier.

10. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My son is the program manager for the math and science tutoring lab at our local community college. The one that always gets him is after the mid-term exams in the fall, the number of freshman who come into the lab for help, and then ask, “When is the make-up exam?” Welcome to college. No make-up exams, your grade is your grade. The best you can hope for is to ace your final and bring your average up to a C.