Comic lover, nerd, psychologist, the voice of Hobbes in my head...
I cantaloupe because my mom wants a big wedding.
My lunch put up quite a fight.
Beggars can’t be choosers!
Remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it!
This isn’t going to be good for anybody?!!
Is that Sisyphus or Sisypiss?
Maybe they could play, “Ministers of Silly Walks”.
Justifiable domestic retaliation if his playing stinks and he’s playing after 11:00 PM.
He could’ve gotten them for free at the local tennis club!
He should mention Disney or NFL. Those lawyers are the quickest in the business.
I cantaloupe because my mom wants a big wedding.