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1. about 2 months ago on Monty

   Is this because of bad tipping a few days ago?

2. 11 months ago on Monty

   My favorite use of the asterisk was in an ad for a weight-loss drug. There was a picture of an attractive, slightly overweight woman. The headline read “You* could lose up to thirty pounds”. Yes, the asterisk took you to a footnote that took it all back. Your results may vary, etc.

3. about 1 year ago on Monty

   Actually, he modified a tuba to make it project better, and be more portable, in a marching band.

4. about 1 year ago on Monty

   There was a classic letter to Penthouse, in which a young woman said that her boyfriend always listened to Sousa to get in the mood.

5. over 1 year ago on Monty

   Actually, they sell huge lots of knives and stuff that TSA has taken from travelers. Look on Ebay.

6. over 2 years ago on Monty

   Jarvis’ look in the last panel-I don’t think he’s all that thrilled. And, maybe he knows he’ll be drafted for the vocals.

7. over 2 years ago on Monty

   Scata is a Greek word. Scatology is another word made from it.