Joe is actually in the living room. He has a Quantum-Transmogrifying Interdimensional Package (Q-TIP)…looks like a shoe box. He sticks his socked hand in the Q-TIP and his hand beams into another Universe then appears in the local bathtub.
It ain’t passwords or lazy Americans. It’s bidniz… You can’t pick your own nose without providing an email address or phone number. And bidnizes sell your information so it ends up everywhere it doesn’t need to be. Then hackers hack the bidniz systems because they’re easy targets as bidniz’s only concern is profit so they don’t spend the money for proper systems maintenance and patches.
Macintoshes and Adobe software was the asteroid that wiped out old school quality printing. A long time ago, in a job far, far, away, I serviced typesetting equipment.
WHAT?! There’s no Ed Kennedy action figure?