Cheap homemade facial – Put a pan of water on the stove and lean over it while it is steaming. The steam will open your pores and moisten your sinuses. After, cool and degrease your face with tepid water and dish detergent. For exfoliant, use mechanic’s citrus and pumice hand soap.
I think the speech bubble was drawn years ago with different dialog, and the author lacks the necessary talent to redraw a speech bubble, if I understand the situation correctly.
Depends entirely what it lands on. Dirt and cat hair don’t need five seconds to stick.