Recent Comments

1. almost 9 years ago on Frank and Ernest

   Preapproval is the only way in.

2. about 10 years ago on Sunny Street

   The “Shows in Hell” caption was redundant.

3. over 10 years ago on Bound and Gagged

   Is that sole food?

4. almost 11 years ago on Win, Lose, Drew

   Concupiscence and fornication is rampant in the NFL anyway. I don’t see that Mr. Sam’s particular type of illicit behavior is news. I want to hear more about the pro athlete that loves his wife (her husband), cultivates morality in his/her children, and is a model for humanity to follow. Alas, we are all sinners, but we should be ashamed of it, not celebrate it.

5. almost 11 years ago on Wide Open

   You’re all nuts.What you never hear is, “Who ate all the filberts?”

6. almost 11 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Q: How can you tell there’s an elephant in bed with you?A: He has an E on his pyjamas.

7. almost 11 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I recall that one can tell if an elephant was in your kitchen by the footprints in the peanut butter.

   Q: How do you keep a bull elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit card.

   Q: What goes boom, boom, boom, squish?A: An elephant with one wet tennis shoe.

   Q; Why did the elephant wear tennies?A: Elevenies were too big and ninies were too small.

   Q: What’s gray and packs a trunk?A: Rat going on vacation.

8. about 11 years ago on Win, Lose, Drew

   I just quit shaving. It’s growing on me.

9. about 11 years ago on B.C.

   What WAS given AFTER Thumper ATE a tainted carrot

10. about 11 years ago on Strange Brew

    The Fat Lady is what made this strip funny. Sure a prophet and Death were there, but the Fat Lady made it funny.