So, how do you think they paid for the Appian Way? Homer’s tax dollars at work. They used to have patrols to take care of the highway men, but the Senate voted to cut the funding.
Hmmm, we’ve seen a couple of unicorns with crumpled horns. Does this indicate age, or is this more of a “bumped into a wall while admiring my reflection in a shop window” horn trauma?
That joke implies that unicorns pick their noses with their horns, and since they couldn’t pick their own noses with their horn, that means they would have to pick someone els… oh, dear.
Uniform Unicorn.