Groucho Marx
“Time flies like an arrow,Fruit flies like a banana”… Groucho Marx
People have expiration dates.The Earth has an expiration date.The Sun has an expiration date.“Where do you see yourself in 5 million years?”
Don’t worry if your job is small,And your rewards are few.Remember that the mighty oak,Was once a nut like you.
Whadda loda bunk!
I can imagine …I hope she likes the taste of soap…
Old song…“If you want to have a good lifeNever make a pretty woman your wifeFrom my personal point of viewGet an ugly girl to marry you.”
“Reality is for those who lack imagination.”
Sometimes – some of us – don’t need to sit down.
Of course, this would never apply ’here", BUT “When all else fails, read the directions.”
Groucho Marx