I would love to have Runner Ducks! We had 4 or 5 when we lived in Western Washington & they patrolled the yard every morning & event searching for bugs. They loved the slugs. They didn’t bother the garden plants, but kept them pest free.
Didn’t surprise that Brad kept the receipt – he was probably used to having his gifts to LuAnn returned for something else. She’s returning the sweater even though she liked it.
I avoid stairs whenever possible. We moved from a 2 story house that had 16 steps (2 landings) to get to the living area — to a single level that has 1 step to get in. Handy when I fell off a step stool & fractured my knee & wrist & when my husband had knee surgery – we were required to use a wheelchair & used ramps to get it in & out of the house.
Why is he taking Susan shopping on a date?