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1. 22 days ago on Pickles

   We have one clock that keeps almost perfect time and I set it to Naval Observatory time twice each year. The rest of the clocks we have are just approximate.

2. about 2 months ago on Moderately Confused

   Duh…Are you putting up the Christmas lights this year, ya lazy &^%#$%^, or do I have to hire someone? That “we.”

3. about 2 months ago on Speed Bump

   Confused here. Weren’t Mush/Ramaswamy appointed to unofficial advisory review panel? The only thing I can think of that has less actual power than an “review” panel is an “advisory” review panel, and I am fairly sure that “co-chairmen” of an “unofficial” advisory review panel have even less power.

4. about 2 months ago on Kliban's Cats

   Limerick I was saw in sawmill bathroomThere was a young named KnifongWho was exceedingly strongThe girls oohed and awed When he showed off his bodHe could lift 50 pounds with his dong.

5. about 2 months ago on Daddy's Home

   That’s the white/black/yellow streaked birdsh(o)t special paintball.

6. about 2 months ago on Over the Hedge

   “Rocky”—It’s called malapropism and is sometimes funny.

7. about 2 months ago on WuMo

   oops—an influencee.

8. about 2 months ago on WuMo

   He appears to be an

9. about 2 months ago on Daddy's Home

   Just converted my 007 Aston Martin DB5 from 7.62mm to paint ball. Run a stop sign—you get a pink paint ball, stop light—red, speeding—yellow, texting—purple, no turn signal—white, beating me to open parking space—chartreuse. I kept the flame thrower for those who flick their cigarettes out their windows.

10. about 2 months ago on Moderately Confused

    btw—that’s a great name for an indie band