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  1. about 13 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    A guy I used to work with was transferred from our Washington headquarters office to Operations, in Quebec. He didn’t speak French and didn’t want to go, so he started drinking at 10 in the morning. By the time the cab showed up to take him to the airport, he was too inebriated to be admitted to Canada.

    They eventually sent him anyway, but he murdered his rooommate’s cat and got fired before he had to learn any French.

  2. about 13 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    For the money, for the glory, and for the fun.

    Unlike Snowman and Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit, though, it’s mostly for the fun.

  3. about 15 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    His goatee changed from yesterday’s last panel and is different in all three panels today, so we’re not sure who he is either.

  4. about 16 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    Hm.

    Old Marty wouldn’t have warned Gil about a visit from three ghosts and would have cheered on Christmas Future.

    New Marty seems like he’d try to sneak in to Christmas Present and get some spiked eggnog.

  5. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Go Elon, go.

  6. 1 day ago on Gil Thorp

    The bouncer is just amazingly tall. Or maybe he got hold of some of Herman Munster’s boots.

  7. 2 days ago on Peanuts

    Guarantee my dog would have eaten that sandwich by now.

  8. 2 days ago on Scary Gary

    Worry.

  9. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    What would a team be, without fans (other than Baltimore in that ridiculous game during COVID where there were no fans)?

    “We” includes important parts, like shouting down the road QB and buying tickets and merch. Maybe not quite as direct as actually BEING the home QB, I get it, but it’s a “we” anyway.

  10. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Elvira tends towards more black in her wardrobe, along with other differences.