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1. 18 days ago on Shoe

   “And if you need to know the measure of a man you simply count his friends.” ~~ Ebenezer Scrooge

2. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My first computer instructor was very careful when she said “Deep Thought,” making sure it didn’t come out as throat…

3. about 1 month ago on Rose is Rose

   Al Harrington must have had another sale…

4. about 1 month ago on Rubes

   I once told my Orthodox manager that every time I hear a reading from Ecclesiastes I add “turn, turn, turn” to the end of every line. He said, “If you heard it in the original Hebrew you wouldn’t.” He thought for a second and said, “No, you would.”

5. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s a mute point, Goat.

6. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   TwoAllBeefPattiesSpecialSauceLettuceCheesePicklesOnionsonaSesameSeedBun

7. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Xerox Christmas letter, nothing could be betterthan to hear from folks you hardly knowbragging on all they have achieved.” ~~ Ray Stevens

8. 3 months ago on Drabble

   I have made Alton Brown’s “It’s a Wonderful Cake” recipe, but I stopped making it because people refused to eat it. It needs to be made early in November to be ready for Christmas.

9. 3 months ago on Lio

   My list includes “O Holy Night of the Living Dead.”

   The best one I came up with is “Sh_tter was Full Metal Jacket.”

10. 3 months ago on Rubes

    There was an old mime handing out ad cards at the hotel across the street from my office. He handed me one, I looked at it and said, “I don’t know. I don’t speak French.” His eyes lit up, but he never broke character.