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1. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   TwoAllBeefPattiesSpecialSauceLettuceCheesePicklesOnionsonaSesameSeedBun

2. 29 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Xerox Christmas letter, nothing could be betterthan to hear from folks you hardly knowbragging on all they have achieved.” ~~ Ray Stevens

3. about 1 month ago on Drabble

   I have made Alton Brown’s “It’s a Wonderful Cake” recipe, but I stopped making it because people refused to eat it. It needs to be made early in November to be ready for Christmas.

4. about 2 months ago on Lio

   My list includes “O Holy Night of the Living Dead.”

   The best one I came up with is “Sh_tter was Full Metal Jacket.”

5. about 2 months ago on Rubes

   There was an old mime handing out ad cards at the hotel across the street from my office. He handed me one, I looked at it and said, “I don’t know. I don’t speak French.” His eyes lit up, but he never broke character.

6. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I suggest you check out Robin Williams explanation of golf…

7. about 2 months ago on Loose Parts

   He who controls the stuffing controls the universe.

8. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Imagine the feeling seeing an antique plate on a Pinto…

9. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I was in a store recently, and a woman was singing along with Linda Ronstadt. I asked her if she remembered when stores played old music.

10. 3 months ago on B.C.

    When I worked at Radio Shack, a guy asked for a cordless phone with a long range so he could take it when he went fishing in the brook behind his house. “I thought the reason you go fishing is to get away from the phone.”