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Hilarious. As per usual.
More like communing with the spirits of spiders who have crossed over.
Dammit. I hope he’s not expecting a 20% gratuity.
Don’t fight it @JP Steve. And congrats.
Dammit. Hoist by his own petard.
Thanks @Marv Walker. Good stuff.
Those whales probably watched Blackfish.
“Til death do us part, really? Can’t we just say for about a hundred years and then see how we’re feeling about things?”
What was that magic elixir you call vodka?
Another scary rural legend: Hootenhoppers. Giant, man eating grasshopper-like creatures with flaming eyes and jaws like scythes.
Hilarious. As per usual.