The beginning of the Santa Clause.
There are … far … bet ter pe ple … that so ci ety … would prefer … than an over e mot ting ac tor.
Walter, did you escape from Oregon psychiatric hospital again?
Hey Uncle Walter … have you heard … Little John has a bridge for sale on Robin Hood.
Christmas with Ralph Kramden, Helen Shyres, and Timmy … who became Tim “The Toolman” Taylor.
All the reindeers got their Christmas Bonus, except Rudolph.
Rudolph did not qualify … Failure to “join in any reindeer games.”
Pam’s intended submission to America’s Funniest Home Video … “Best Eaves Hangers” staring Ed Crankshaft
So, you sneaked into Dean’s house and ate all his cookies?!
Dean took out a restraining order prohibiting me from entering the kitchen alone.
Satellite networks are vulnerable to hackers due to weak encryption.
Besides, would you trust AT&T, Comcast, Sonic with the secret location of Santa’s workshop?
I am counting the cookies you did not eat. So far, 8.
The beginning of the Santa Clause.