Mom?
Beetlejuice
I like how you transitioned this from underwear to wieners.
…or is doing his own laundry.
I hope the continuation covers whether to call it “food”.
…and to feast on the remains.
You lie first.
We didn’t even have pockets in the old days.
Says something about his father. There are masses of fathers who actually are ignorant.
In elementary it is possible to ace everything. Later in life or educational career, not so much. And for those person it may set problematic standards.
Mom?