I am the only person I know who doesn’t have a mobile/cell
Cal figured it out. I was never that good and Santa didn’t skip me once. Didn’t always bring me the things I wanted though, sure I got guns but none of them were real.
I never had monsters under my bed. They were always in the closet except one time they crawled up through my covers
My dad used get awful cute like that some times
I am the only person I know who doesn’t have a mobile/cell