Recent Comments

1. over 7 years ago on Freshly Squeezed

   “Really Mom, that’s a wonderful idea. Why don’t we borrow yours for the evening?” “What??” “You weren’t important enough to your husband to get a lovely necklace?” “How unimportant you must feel.” “I now understand why you spew acid at everyone, you poor, pathetic person.”

2. about 9 years ago on Freshly Squeezed

   I believe the next frame would be…“or is it that you are a total b***h who undervalues everything I do while you attach extreme importance to every mundane task you complete? I guess I will have to ask my girlfriend when I have to ‘work late’ this week.”

3. about 10 years ago on Banana Triangle

   Time for her glasses to experience a terrible accident

4. almost 11 years ago on Drabble

   This is when you say “I’ll sit here.” Then the tour of the restaurant is over.

5. over 11 years ago on Banana Triangle

   Really? Three guys can’t pull a peg out of the sand?

6. about 13 years ago on JumpStart

   Unfortunately, this is what parents do, rather than stay involved with their kid’s school and their work. So much for good parenting skills, right?