The edible seeds of any of several leguminous plants, such as peas, beans, and lentils, says Collins English Dictionary.
In addition, it must not mean anything or be offensive (even in part) in any language in the countries where it is sold.
Here is the original: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-14th-february-2023-29168479
An attempt by the translator to localise for the American audience, I guess. Although why “watch the football” on the TV?
Old Nick (n informal) a jocular name for Satan
whist drive n a social gathering where whist is played; the winners of each hand move to different tables to play the losers of the previous hand
fix (fɪks) vb (mainly tr)[…]2. to attach or place permanently: fix the mirror to the wallfrom Collins English Dictionary
grief, sorrow
Here is the red tomato: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-23rd-december-2019-21114045
The edible seeds of any of several leguminous plants, such as peas, beans, and lentils, says Collins English Dictionary.