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1. 2 months ago on Daddy's Home

   8. So, there were these shepherds hanging out in the fields, you know, just chilling and looking after their sheep during the night. #NightShift #SheepSquad9. Yo, suddenly this angel from the Lord shows up and starts shining God’s glory all around them. And lemme tell ya, they were totally scared.10. The angel was chill and said, ’Don’t trip: I got good news that’ll bring mad joy to everyone, ya dig?11. Yo, listen up! Today, in the city of David, a mad Saviour is born – like, totally epic! Yeah, I’m talking about Christ the Lord, fam.12. Listen up, fam! Here’s how you’ll know it’s legit: You’ll spot the baby all snug in a manger, wrapped up tight in some soft baby threads.13. Then out of nowhere, the angel brought along a whole squad from heaven, hyping up and giving mad props to God, and they were like,14. Praise God, high vibes all the way, and on earth, let’s spread peace and love to everyone.- Luke 2: 8-14 (Gen Z Bible)

2. 2 months ago on Bloom County

   This is the whole strategy for The Learning Channel.

3. 3 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   He’ll get better.

4. 4 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Yep, Indiana too. They look like orange lady bugs, but they stink and they bite. Nasty little vermin.

5. 5 months ago on Brevity

   Sadly, most American’s think it’s pronounced “JYE-roh,” which makes this cartoon nonsensical.

6. 5 months ago on Over the Hedge

   Cloverfield.

7. 6 months ago on The Middletons

   Ah yes. 555-1212. Good ol’ national directory assistance. When I worked retail, people would have to give a phone number if they wanted to return an item without a receipt. I’d always roll my eyes when they gave their number as 555-1212. There were hundreds of names in our POS database with that number.

8. 7 months ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   Poor Gary Hart was just in the wrong decade.

9. 7 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Jan Brady?

10. 9 months ago on Fowl Language

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.If it’s brown, flush it down.