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  1. about 1 hour ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Another great offering by Mr Watterson. The artwork in panels 2 & 3 is amazing and the punchline literally made me laugh out loud.

  2. about 1 hour ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Wish I could take offense at that, but sadly you speak the truth.

  3. about 20 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Yesterday, you foolishly shot your mouth off showcasing your lack of intelligence and deficient moral character over a silly comic strip.

    Then when presented proof that 100% refuted your original moronic assertions, you could have humbly acknowledge your mistake and apologized for being wrong and we could have all gone on with our day, no harm, no foul. But you couldn’t do the right, humble thing, so you doubled down on being an unrepentant jerk.

    Maybe if your father had been more like Calvin’s (bike, Russian gulag and all) you would have grown up to be a decent human being.

    A REAL man would humbly admit his failure, apologize for his stupidity and then try to incorporate the lessons learned so he doesn’t repeat his mistake. But since you have zero introspection skills you’ve learned nothing.

    You are not a real man that values integrity, intelligence and moral character. So, I’ll leave you to sit in your shame, while you continue to lie to your wife about being a real man.

    P.S. Yesterday you said that you “wanted to meet someone with my mouth in real life.”

    While flattered, I am a happily married man who is committed to being faithful to my wife ;)

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  4. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Inner space?

  5. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Don’t do it Calvin!!!

    First it’s a little help with arithmetic and then BAM before you know it you’re married with 3 kids, an SUV and a big mortgage.

  6. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Mr Watterson is an amazing artist.

  7. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    But he’s not from outer space

  8. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Homework and piano practice = “too many activities”

    I hope Susie is not expected to also do any chores around the house and go to her Girl Scouts meeting. Poor child will probably suffer a mental/emotional/physical breakdown. Someone please call Cartoon Child Protective Services!

  9. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Your silence speaks volumes about your lack of moral courage and intellectual honesty.

    But then, I would imagine that it is rather difficult to speak with your head stuck up your derriere.

    Https://Www.Gocomics.Com/calvinandhobbes/2020/01/12

  10. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

    Heard that!