Recent Comments

1. 10 months ago on Non Sequitur

   I started as a projectionist a few years before the pandemic. It’s rare, but I love using the film projectors.

2. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

   Honestly, if you’re willing to D.B. Cooper it, this airline’s not too bad.

3. almost 2 years ago on Rosebuds

   BLOT out the sun, meaning they block all the light. And that would be Maria’s DD cups.

4. over 2 years ago on Rosebuds

   Just start celebrating in September. Problem solved, AND you have two months of Halloween!

5. over 2 years ago on Rosebuds

   For a second I was wondering what an 80s boy band had to do with helping in the kitchen.

6. almost 3 years ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   So… He just breathes, then.

7. almost 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Of course, the CEO could comfortably pay that $50 every hour for several years on one year’s salary, so I’m not sure he’ll get the message.

8. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The word he quotes here is supposed to be the sound of Finnegan falling off his ladder, fatally. It is composed of onomatopoeias for thunder in various languages. It is actually my favorite part of the book, and the only part I have memorized other than the opening sentence.Yes, I am a bit of a nerd.

9. almost 10 years ago on Tom Toles

   I dunno. This one doesn’t work for me. The logic’s unsound. If something’s a crime, doing it for a living doesn’t make it okay. If we replace ‘reporter’ and ‘reporting’ with ‘assassin’ and ‘assassinating’, it immediately loses its persuasive edge.That’s not to say I agree with the judge here; I merely do not think this a good critique of a major injustice.

10. over 11 years ago on Lucky Cow

    In order to get the girl’s number, the physically fit man puffs out his gut in order to look like a “Lucky Cow Man”. The ad’s saying that fat men are appealing to women, so eat at Lucky Cow to get fat.