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1. 14 days ago on That is Priceless

   See? No marks. I take my drugs in pill form.

2. 16 days ago on That is Priceless

   Some of the previous comments from 6/14/2019:

   rmremail: Grandpa always gave out candy at the end, so the kids sat and pretended to listen attentively. Secretly, Grandpa was training them for a life of middle management / meetings.

   Call me Ishmael: Although they were horribly bored / they nevertheless reached accord / that his management style / had cost them a pile / so they voted him off of the Board.

   …

   Strob: – “..and when we wanted to change the channel, we had to get up and walk across the room!” GASP

   Call me Ishmael: You had ROOMS ?

   markmoss1: You had A TV? Seriously, I was 10 years old before my family could afford one – and it barely pulled in a black-and-white picture, from only two channels.

   …

   orinoco womble: “You either have kids, or you have money. Guess which one we have.”

   Huckleberry Hiroshima: “Pull my finger. lmao just kidding, high five baby …”

   Call me Ishmael: “ … and that’s how Coco Chanel and I designed the ‘Little Black Dress’ that is now the mainstay of your wardrobe !”

   Another Take: And before your Ma got sick of him, I’d have Charlie my ventriloquist dummy right here and I’d have him say, without moving my lips mind you, “Hurry up with those vittles woman!”. I miss Charlie …

   Indianapolis Smith: “There I was at the store. Standing by the pole beans. Then I saw him! A Streaker! I hollered out at your Aunt Ethel ’DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!’ but it was too late. She’d already been MOONED!”

   MissScarlet: On the plus side, he keeps the children amused and out of my hair. On the other hand, he hasn’t helped do anything in years.

   gcarlson: “According to our mother you’re our father, And that’s good enough for us.” – Groucho Marx’s Father’s Day song

3. 16 days ago on That is Priceless

   and I told him “you’re pretty good ol’ son, but sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it’s done”.

   …

   OK, which one of you kids was supposed to bring the fiddle with ’em?

4. 18 days ago on That is Priceless

   You are right! I think we can charge $1 / minute to use the ladder.

5. 18 days ago on That is Priceless

   I am so glad he decided to use my hand as his perch.

6. 22 days ago on That is Priceless

   Playing softly in the background was her favorite song: “You can leave your hat on”.

7. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

   some of the many comments on 3/1/21 (part 2):

   piobaire: Long ago I had a girlfriend who was built like that. She cheerfully told me that her parents had reared her well.

   Reader: That said: this was not the first time Farmer Brown’s cattle had hauled a drunken skinny-dipper out of the fish pond.

   Another Take: MA BROWN: You stay here, Pa. I’ll git her clothes. You just take down that dang “NUDE BEACH” sign.

   Gameguy49: I think we all have had the “I went to work naked” dream. Katie took it a step further.

   PO’ DAWG: Texas roadhouse, “That’s it! No more tequila for Ruby Mae.”

   Rev Phnk Ey: Results from that in home glute machine she purchased a year ago.

   Another Take: That IS the in home glute machine.

   Jeffin: Too bad that bull isn’t a donkey. There’d be two nice a$$es in the picture.

   MissScarlet: Since she’d been very free with the milk, she figured that buying the cow was the least she could do.

   Impkins: I said MOOOO! Not Moon! You silly woman! :>)

   flashdrive1988: Europa: “This is the last time I pledge a Sorority!”

   Call me Ishmael: It wasn’t your average hazing / -that she even survived is amazing! / She might well have drowned / if she hadn’t been found / by that bull out seaweed grazing.

   gcarlson: Europa da steers and da calves. Eurida da bulls!

8. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

   Probably too soon, but some of the many comments on 3/1/21 (part 1):

   Call me Ishmael: (posted in 3/1/21 comments, but meant for today …)

   For the woman whose figure is full/

   And whose evening’s outlook seems dull/

   Help is still within reach:/

   She can head for the beach/

   And climb onto the back of a bull.

   Strob: I guess this is a different “moon” than the one of Jupiter.

   Strob: Kim Kardashian resorts to ever more desperate measures to maintain her internet following.

   rmremail: And now I know where mermaids come from.

   P51Strega:Zeus took a lady to sea,

   Totally naked went she,

   He as a bull,

   she as a fool,

   The result was a manatee.

   Call me Ishmael: Nuthin could be finer than a bovine ocean liner in the mo-or-or-nin’..

   Call me Ishmael: Nuthin could be drearier than a ponderous posterior in the mor-or-nin’..

   Call me Ishmael: His intentions may well be Stygian / (it’s part of the Grecian religion) / but you can see why / a guy who could fly / would pursue that particular pigeon.

   Call me Ishmael: Europa was Zeus’s delight / a steatopygous sprite / whose amphibious talents / were equally balanced / by her willingness to travel light.

   Bookworm: One can’t really call Europa bad / For going bull riding unclad. / It was an attraction too strong / That led to her wrong / enticed by amoral Zeus – that cad!

   harebell: You sit in front of a computer screen 40 hours a week long enough, your rear will look like that too.

   ronaldspence: Mechanical Bull one, clothing zero! She meant to wear assess chaps not get a chapped a$$!

   Papared25: There are easier ways to marinate one’s steaks.

   LizardPriest: The lesser known myth of Pasiphaë’s sister scissoring a cow.

9. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

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10. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

    Mom! She’s touching me!

    Mom! She is the one touching me!

    Be quiet – the both of you! Or I swear to god that I will stop this painting right now!