Watching too many Road Runner episodes.
My last name ends in ski because my dad couldn’t spell toboggan.
I think the opposite of progress should be congress.
Sucking the joy out of the room one snarky comment at a time.
I mute that commercial faster than the Kars for Kidz commercial!!
We have to get him to a hospital. A hospital ?? What is it?? Its a big building where they treat sick people, but that’s not important now…
Just because you have a hole in your head doesn’t mean you’re open minded.
That should be enough…for the first slice.
He’s feeling blue.
I’d give her partial credit for bring brave enough to answer, then gently correct her.
Watching too many Road Runner episodes.