The Plumber, The Snake, Sammy The Bull, Joey Bananas, and The Chin.
Bill Hinds for beating this dead horse every single year.
Art Buchwald deserves a hat tip. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/23/AR2005112302056.html
The Plumber, The Snake, Sammy The Bull, Joey Bananas, and The Chin.