This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”
If she were truly a Grammar Queen, she would know that the adverb “happily” modifies the VERB “lived” (as does the phrase, “every after”). And yeah, I’m the daughter AND granddaughter of English teachers.
I understand. I’ve been a huge Carl Hiaasen fan for decades!