I haven’t heard anything about being hit by a car. He was shot in the face by a pellet gun, though. However, I got the impression that the Horner’s Syndrome was likely a short term consequence of his ear polyp removal surgery.
It looks like Amazon has one for $7.29. Just judging by the pictures, the Vermont Country Store one is slightly better quality, but they look pretty much the same.
Wait a minute, now! You’ve got the wrong model! The printer on the box is smiling, the one on the desk is . . . well, NOT.