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1. about 6 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   I suppose that would depend on whether the staff was also infinite. One would hope that an establishment with Hilbert’s reputation would have an adequate staff. Thus far, I have not heard of any complaints, but I have not checked their Yelp reviews. (There’s almost always that one person who considers himself or herself a professional unsatisfied customer.)

2. about 7 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Often the case!

3. about 7 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Oh, dear. Tell the woman (or queen, in this case) to stay out of complicated stuff like business because she couldn’t possibly understand it, just because she’s female. See what happens!

   This is based on real life, of course. I have no idea if this bit of wisdom applies to any mindless soap operas being shown in the other room. (I am always glad that I am not Snowball Taggert, but I am especially so today.)

4. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   Whoops! You are most correct! I thought something didn’t look quite right, but it wasn’t underlined in red, so I assumed it was correct.

5. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   Elvis has the right idea! Turn off that kitten-corrupting show. Come over the the Grumbling Room where all the best snacks are fresh and plentiful.

   Ignore Snowball Taggert’s arrogance! Ignore that Angora’s hat is barely hanging on to her one ear! Ignore the fact the Paisley somehow knows how to send a card to Captain Nimble and Princess on their around-the-world cruise! (And their kittens, where are they? I wonder if any of them are telekinetic, or at least psychic?) Ignore the dramatic organ music! (it’s gotta be organ music, right?) We are happy with our food, good (relatively sane) company, and complete ignorance of the silly, Our IX Lives soap opera inspired Pawmark channel movie!

   Plus, we have Dr. Harwood’s Question of the Day to ponder! (Much more entertaining than the soap opera drivel!) Follow Elvis’ example, he’s never wrong (well, he’s certainly never undignifed!)

6. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   Ora Zella, Snowball Taggert is NOT a good role model. You shouldn’t even know his name (just as I don’t know it)!

7. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Okay, nice save. I’m pretty sure Elvis doesn’t know the acronym “PIA,” so you should be safe.

8. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   That one worked!

9. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   I’m here on time tonight! Not, of course, for yet another installment of the Pawmark Channel’s movie adaption of Our IX Lives, of which I certainly know nothing. No, I merely want to make sure that the Grumbling Room is open and well stocked with all kinds of goodies, especially tender-stomach friendly foods for our favorite bear.

   (Of course Bandit was there, Paisley! There’s no way that he would pass up an opportunity to accidentally run into you! Honestly girl, haven’t you read the plot outline?)

10. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    “Lingering, secretive gazes?” have a look at the window over your shoulder. (Discretely, of course.)