Aw, get real! That may be true in your universe, but the physical laws of the cartoon universe do not follow any classical model. Here, the opposite of gravity is comedy.
Yes I know we’re asking for a lot, but you’re TANGIBLE!
You only saw a cat because the cat let it happen. The only time to worry is when you don’t see or hear any cat at all.
YOU CAN’T TIE DOWN A BANJO MAN!
The experiment is ruined. You changed the results by observing them!
It’s an art museum for people who hate looking at art!
“I don’t know”“No he’s on second.”
How many Fortran programmers does it take to compile a…?
“The gods play their banjos slow, but they shore play exceeding fine.”
Isn’t that how Administrators are born?
Aw, get real! That may be true in your universe, but the physical laws of the cartoon universe do not follow any classical model. Here, the opposite of gravity is comedy.