Recent Comments

1. 27 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Just be like the British and place an H or Y sound before every vowel. That way, both “an” or “a” sound wrong – problem solved!

2. about 2 months ago on Rubes

   I guess she wanted a serious relationship

3. 3 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   How do you know your financial advisore isn’t a Juggalo? Did you ever think to ask before handing over your money?

4. 3 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Ba-dum -tshhhh!

5. 3 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   A goldfish has a better memory than voters do.

6. 3 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Same as all the Ramses statues. They all looked heroic but the real-life Rammo was shriveled & wrinkly.

7. 3 months ago on Lug Nuts

   Some might call it Art, but it’s real name is Mister Earl…

8. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My parents had a CO2 detector that had a dying battery except my dad was deaf and couldn’t hear the in the frequency that the detector put out. They argued about it for a week before he finally figured it out.

9. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Generals have separate recreational facilities because they aren’t supposed to play with their Privates.

10. 3 months ago on Rubes

    The name means “protective light” in Gaelic.