Recent Comments

1. 11 days ago on Savage Chickens

   If there’s no music just take out your pencils and drum on the walls!

2. 11 days ago on Savage Chickens

   Me too! I also sing along to the canned music in waiting rooms and elevators.

3. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Just be like the British and place an H or Y sound before every vowel. That way, both “an” or “a” sound wrong – problem solved!

4. 3 months ago on Rubes

   I guess she wanted a serious relationship

5. 4 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   How do you know your financial advisore isn’t a Juggalo? Did you ever think to ask before handing over your money?

6. 4 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Ba-dum -tshhhh!

7. 4 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   A goldfish has a better memory than voters do.

8. 4 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Same as all the Ramses statues. They all looked heroic but the real-life Rammo was shriveled & wrinkly.

9. 4 months ago on Lug Nuts

   Some might call it Art, but it’s real name is Mister Earl…

10. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My parents had a CO2 detector that had a dying battery except my dad was deaf and couldn’t hear the in the frequency that the detector put out. They argued about it for a week before he finally figured it out.