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1. 10 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Not only accused—they were found guilty and executed over it.

2. 20 days ago on In Security

   Tide pod-eating was the kind of thing that nobody did but so many people criticized an imagined “other people” for doing.

3. 25 days ago on Cathy Classics

   You mean “that biscotto.” The word “biscotti” is the plural form. Like saying “I’ll eat a cookies and drink one sodas.”

4. about 1 month ago on Monty

   I had a newer Elton John song lyric running through my brain for MONTHS with pauses. “We were crazy, wild and running, blind to the change to come.” Except that I couldn’t quite make them out, so I couldn’t figure out where the lyric came from.

5. about 1 month ago on Over the Hedge

   To be honest, what I think is

   nothing really rhymes with “Twinkies.”

   Even kids who play with Slinkies

   know that nothing rhymes with “Twinkies.”

   Velma, Scooby’s pal’d say "Jinkies!

   I know zero rhymes with ‘Twinkies.’"

   Even babies, sucking binkies,

   know you can’t find rhymes for “Twinkies.”

   So “spatula” will just have to do the job.

6. about 2 months ago on Betty

   Well, of course do-it-yourself is a lot more work. By definition, it entails doing stuff yourself even though you usually wouldn’t have.

7. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   All “n-word” jokes aside, the issue here is that you’re setting the kids up for the tricky task of knowing which words actually begin with an N.

   Sure, knock-kneed knaves know, and knights with knitwear know, but kids lack the knack of knowing this knotty problem’s answer—which N-sounding words actually begin with an N?

8. about 2 months ago on Cathy Classics

   Diet soda? Eh. No point, unless you prefer the flavor. Cut down on the soda entirely, and when you do allow yourself some, go for the real stuff.

9. about 2 months ago on Bozo

   3: No, friend, but it might be Chinese. Mandarin is a spoken dialect, and it’s written just like, say, Cantonese. :)

   (Source: Read it on the Internet.)

10. 2 months ago on Edge City

    “I know that Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year, Abby. This isn’t my first rodeo.”