In other words … if you want us to go to bed, just say, “Hey, let’s skip the formality of the midnight New Year’s kiss, and go straight to the fun part.”
Me:“Honey? Where is that thing from the other day, that I need to make this other thing work?” Her: “Oh, it’s in the top right shelf in the Laundry Room closet.” Me: “Oh, okay, thanks!”
Today I learned that while paying someone to have sex with you for money is illegal (prostitution), paying someone to have sex with you for money while being filmed, is legal (pornography).
Inside voice when you are outside because the cameras are always recording.