"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
He’s as dense as a neutron star
Next, they’ll be giving that ravioli a speaking part
All I know is, you won’t be able to find a parking space at the mall
Those were the days, when I actually wanted to watch TV
I wonder which track Jesus added backing vocals to?
It’s better than the meat hat she wears by the lion cage
“It’ll ride up with wear” – Are you being served?
It’s a little big for a tree ornament
Having a pre-existing condition shouldn’t have any effect on where you wind up in the afterlife
The red button that says “Don’t push under any circumstances”
He’s as dense as a neutron star