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  1. 1 day ago on Drabble

    The three other most feared words: “Some assembly required”.

  2. about 2 months ago on Speed Bump

    It will probably be hard to find another man of that caliber.

  3. 2 months ago on Strange Brew

    A country song that says it all: I loved her from head to toe but left her behind for you!

  4. 3 months ago on B.C.

    One reason time seems to go faster as we age is this: at 10 years old, one year is 10% of your life; at 50 years old one year is only 2% of your life.

  5. 3 months ago on Edge City

    I would never had known I had any faults had I not gotten married!

  6. 7 months ago on Grand Avenue

    Teen years are such sensitive yet meaningless years.

  7. 7 months ago on bacon

    A girl who wore glasses was told my her mother that they were the planet Venus and on Venus they had four eyes. When they got to earth, they had two eyes removed to look like everybody else. I said, good thing they didn’t remove all four eyes or else you’d be a Venusian blind!

  8. 7 months ago on Rubes

    For the first 50+ years of growing up, he was called Smokey the Bear. Calling him Smokey Bear sounds like he’s on fire and not sending the message of preventing forest fires.

  9. 8 months ago on The Grizzwells

    If the prefix ‘pro’ is positive and ‘con’ is negative, that explains the difference between progress and congress.

  10. 8 months ago on Grand Avenue

    How is it when leaving for someplace, the brain can tell us we are forgetting something but can’t tell us just what it is!