Recent Comments

1. 29 days ago on Grand Avenue

   Teen years are such sensitive yet meaningless years.

2. about 1 month ago on bacon

   A girl who wore glasses was told my her mother that they were the planet Venus and on Venus they had four eyes. When they got to earth, they had two eyes removed to look like everybody else. I said, good thing they didn’t remove all four eyes or else you’d be a Venusian blind!

3. about 1 month ago on Rubes

   For the first 50+ years of growing up, he was called Smokey the Bear. Calling him Smokey Bear sounds like he’s on fire and not sending the message of preventing forest fires.

4. about 2 months ago on The Grizzwells

   If the prefix ‘pro’ is positive and ‘con’ is negative, that explains the difference between progress and congress.

5. about 2 months ago on Grand Avenue

   How is it when leaving for someplace, the brain can tell us we are forgetting something but can’t tell us just what it is!

6. about 2 months ago on Jerry King Comics

   Brain loading…please wait.

7. about 2 months ago on Rubes

   If seagulls fly over the sea, what are the birds called that fly over the bay…baygulls!

8. about 2 months ago on Freshly Squeezed

   Men marry women hoping they will never change and they do. Women marry men hoping they will change and they don’t.

9. 2 months ago on That is Priceless

   Why to cows have bells?? ‘cus their horns don’t work!

10. 2 months ago on Flo and Friends

    She quoted Joe Walsh of the Eagles.