When I met my knight his armor was no longer shining and it had dents and rust everywhere. Showed me one thing. He had worked hard in his life and would even work harder for his bride to be. I have not been disappointed. To older, experienced knights everywhere: Long may you ride.
My mum taught me to cook this way. I learned out of an ancient cookbook that actually had these measurements and still use them today. BTW, I’m told I’m a very good cook.
Mother: I changed my name. My name is now Dad. Child: DadDadDad!Dad Mother: Your dad is in the garage.