Give some serious thought to getting a life.
Tell CJ to send you a pair of their underwear and you’ll sign it. If it’s large enough to power a small sailboat and has a skid mark the size of a truck tire you can let them down gently.
This comic takes more thought than say Peanuts.
And he never heard of birth control.
People who are looking to cross state lines to hook up with a minor.
In my experience, even if they post their picture you don’t know who they are. Looks like a cute 15 year old, turns out to be a police detective.
You forgot about the millions of tons of carbon emissions created since the Industrial Age. Oh well, probably has no effect.
How does Lennie’s girlfriend change clothes and gain 50 pounds in the second panel?
I did you one better, got a conservation easement for my trees, that means no logging or development ever. That means forever.
Then when they get home the husband removes his semen from her vag1na.
Give some serious thought to getting a life.